the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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