Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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