I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I want to walk on stilts...naked
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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