I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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