Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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