What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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