"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
this is an emotional support booty call
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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