How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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