BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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