There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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