its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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