You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
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