how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
