jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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