Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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