She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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