I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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