Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Found the puke drawer
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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