did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Randomize
