I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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