Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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