we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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