So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Semen is not good for contacts.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
