I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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