Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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