you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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