real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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