one word: firstdatebathroomanal
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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