So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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