it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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