Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
