Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
No subtext here. People are naked.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
