Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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