I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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