We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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