2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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