I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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