We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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