your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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