Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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