why didn't you poke me back
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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