Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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