I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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