so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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