their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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