3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Is it because I queefed?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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