Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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