did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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