I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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