The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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