they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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