I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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